🍜 AI godfather warns Meta..

AI crossed a line, industry legends are shaking their heads, and hospitals are reminding us robots still need supervision...

🍜 Wall Street yawns at Oracle..

Robots are clocking in forever, Wall Street is playing favorites, and British retailers just discovered that AI surveillance is awkward in real life...

Is Your Network the Bottleneck? Why bad Internet Kills Your AI Strategy.

🍜 McDonald pulls its Christmas ad after backlash..

From cursed Christmas ads to paywalled intelligence to an AI giant catching its breath the chaos is immaculate...

🍜 Microsoft drops twenty three billion into..

From global AI shopping sprees to trillion dollar ambition to international GPU diplomacy this newsletter writes itself now...

🍜 Google plans to beat Meta..

From face computers to political cage matches to Canada flexing its tech cred the AI circus keeps rolling...

🍜 Apple taps a former Microsoft exec..

From executive power moves to electric guilt trips to market hype mania, this week is peak AI chaos...

🍜 YouTube’s new deepfake alarms creators..

Panic alarms, trillion-dollar side-eyes, and YouTubers sweating over deepfakes...

🍜 Bitcoin are turning into AI ..

From Hollywood level startups to GPU glow ups to industry panic, this week is giving spicy sci fi energy...

🍜 Silicon Valley keeps building on Chinese..

Google is suddenly the cool kid again, Oracle is sweating in the corner, and Silicon Valley is downloading free Chinese AI like it is LimeWire in 2004...

🍜 Alibaba's AI glasses rival Meta..

From Google’s redemption arc to bots defending humanity to sci fi eyewear, the AI news is pure entertainment...

🍜 MIT says AI can already replace workers..

From robotic job thieves to courtroom comedy to emotionally unstable plushies the AI circus keeps rolling...