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🍜 Wall Street debates whether Nvidia or..
Feb 05, 2026

🍜 Wall Street debates whether Nvidia or..

Markets are sweating, investors are picking AI favorites like it’s a reality show, and politics just wandered back into the chat...

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🍜 Anthropic’s new AI sparks a selloff..
Feb 04, 2026

🍜 Anthropic’s new AI sparks a selloff..

Wall Street is panicking, robots are trying social media, and Nvidia is pitching AI as an energy efficiency play...

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🍜 SpaceX moves to acquire Musk’s AI..
Feb 03, 2026

🍜 SpaceX moves to acquire Musk’s AI..

Rockets are buying chatbots, cloud companies are locking arms, and Meta just dropped billions on cables. Casual Tuesday in AI land...

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🍜 The $100 billion AI megadeal is on pause..
Feb 02, 2026

🍜 The $100 billion AI megadeal is on pause..

AI is threatening jobs, fighting over electricity, and putting a hundred-billion-dollar deal in time-out...

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🍜 Google engineer steals AI secrets..
Jan 30, 2026

🍜 Google engineer steals AI secrets..

Corporate espionage, orbital ambition, and Wall Street panic all showed up to work today...

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🍜 AI's taking over Amazon..
Jan 29, 2026

🍜 AI's taking over Amazon..

AI is printing money, cutting jobs, and getting a government badge all in the same breath...

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🍜 Zuckerberg blocked AI safety limits..
Jan 28, 2026

🍜 Zuckerberg blocked AI safety limits..

Courtrooms are heating up, defense stocks are partying, and consultants just found their new favorite coworker...

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🍜 EU probes Musk over sexual AI..
Jan 27, 2026

🍜 EU probes Musk over sexual AI..

Europe is sharpening its clipboard, Microsoft is building its own silicon muscles, and AI executives are back...

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🍜 Apple shakes up its AI team..
Jan 26, 2026

🍜 Apple shakes up its AI team..

Apple is rebooting Siri again, China is finally trying to make AI useful, and big investors are quietly shopping like they know the answers to the test...

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🍜 AI bot threaten democracy..
Jan 23, 2026

🍜 AI bot threaten democracy..

AI is trying to teach kids, failing at Pokémon, and possibly plotting to spam democracy.

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🍜 Palantir claims AI could replace immigration..
Jan 21, 2026

🍜 Palantir claims AI could replace immigration..

AI is now powered by electricity prices, making spicy political takes, and quietly moving from “assistant” to “employee”...

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🍜 Musk says AI will make work optional..
Jan 20, 2026

🍜 Musk says AI will make work optional..

AI is charming normal people, causing international facepalms, and promising a future where your boss becomes optional...

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