Corporate espionage, orbital ambition, and Wall Street panic all showed up to work today...
AI is printing money, cutting jobs, and getting a government badge all in the same breath...
Courtrooms are heating up, defense stocks are partying, and consultants just found their new favorite coworker...
Europe is sharpening its clipboard, Microsoft is building its own silicon muscles, and AI executives are back...
Apple is rebooting Siri again, China is finally trying to make AI useful, and big investors are quietly shopping like they know the answers to the test...
AI is trying to teach kids, failing at PokeΜmon, and possibly plotting to spam democracy.
AI is now powered by electricity prices, making spicy political takes, and quietly moving from βassistantβ to βemployeeβ...
AI is charming normal people, causing international facepalms, and promising a future where your boss becomes optional...
AI is getting patriotic, humans are touching grass again, and Wall Street just remembered fear is a feeling...
Hollywood is lawyering up, the military is going full sci-fi, and plumbers just realized they accidentally won the future...
Wall Street is picking sides, robots are still useless with power tools, and California just pulled out the legal magnifying glass...
AI is causing walkouts, getting a Pentagon clearance, and receiving a surprise brain transplant from Google...
