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Nvidia has officially overtaken Apple as the world’s most valuable company, proving...
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October 28, 2024
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Tech Tidbits: Nvidia Tops Apple, Meta’s Reuters Bot Buddy, Google’s Robo-Takeover, Italy’s Database Drama, and Delta vs. CrowdStrike in Flight Fight
October 28, 2024
Hey there, Noodle Networkers! It's time to boot up and log in to today's digital diary. The tech world is buzzing with new developments, and we're here to decode these bytes for you. So, let's dive into the silicon soup of today’s tech tales!
Nvidia has officially overtaken Apple as the world’s most valuable company, proving that, these days, silicon wafers are cooler than iPhones. The GPU giant’s rise to the top makes you wonder if the next “must-have” holiday gift will be a graphics card instead of the latest gadget. Apple may still have a cult-like following, but it looks like AI chips are the new black. Somewhere, Tim Cook is probably texting the board: “Let’s put AI in everything.”
Meta Platforms has struck a deal to use Reuters’ news content for its AI chatbot, which means your chatbot might soon sound like a seasoned journalist. Imagine a future where your digital assistant not only tells you the weather but follows up with breaking news, market updates, and maybe even the occasional fact-check. Whether you’re looking for restaurant recommendations or a rundown of world events, Meta’s bots will now be ready to drop knowledge, courtesy of Reuters. Just don’t be surprised if it interrupts you mid-sentence with, “According to sources…”
Google is reportedly working on an AI system that could take over computers, a project that sounds suspiciously like the plot of every Terminator movie ever. Picture this: you come back to your desk only to find your computer running its own meetings, sending emails, and probably judging your browsing history. Google’s aim is to build an AI that does the boring stuff for you—until it decides you’re the boring one. For now, though, the only thing under threat is your Excel spreadsheet; soon enough, Google’s AI might be trying to negotiate your next raise.
Italian police have arrested four individuals for allegedly accessing an illegal database, proving that even in the age of supercomputers, criminals still can’t resist a good ol' data breach. According to a source, these alleged hackers decided they’d rather peruse restricted files than just browse Netflix. The Italian authorities, however, didn’t take too kindly to their data snooping and swiftly intervened. Now the suspects will likely be swapping their computers for court dates, and Italy’s sensitive data can breathe a sigh of relief—at least for now.
Delta Airlines has filed a lawsuit against cybersecurity firm CrowdStrike, blaming a recent software update for a mass flight disruption. It’s the IT department’s worst nightmare come to life—one tiny update, and suddenly a fleet of airplanes is going nowhere fast. Delta alleges that CrowdStrike’s “update” was more like a shutdown button, grounding flights and causing travel chaos. CrowdStrike, for its part, says it’s all a misunderstanding, but for Delta, this software oops has them seeing red (and, apparently, litigation).
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