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🍜 Nvidia Inches Past Apple: Silicon Valley’s New King?
Nvidia has hit a record close, putting it in prime position to potentially dethrone Apple as the world’s most...
Anthony Lessard
October 15, 2024
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Tech Tidbits: Google Goes Nuclear for AI, Nvidia Eyes Apple’s Crown, Meta’s Social Outage, Microsoft’s AI Brain Drain, and Tesla’s Mysterious Robotaxi
October 15, 2024
Hey there, Noodle Networkers! It's time to boot up and log in to today's digital diary. The tech world is buzzing with new developments, and we're here to decode these bytes for you. So, let's dive into the silicon soup of today’s tech tales!
Google has announced a deal with Kairos, a small modular nuclear reactor company, to power its AI operations. It seems AI’s appetite for energy has grown beyond solar panels and wind farms—it’s time to go nuclear. Google’s plan to harness reactors for its algorithms has left many wondering whether the next step is glowing search results or uranium-powered YouTube playlists. At this rate, even nuclear physicists might need to brush up on TensorFlow.
Nvidia has hit a record close, putting it in prime position to potentially dethrone Apple as the world’s most valuable company. The AI chipmaker has everyone on Wall Street buzzing, while Apple nervously watches from the sidelines. If Nvidia keeps climbing, the next big tech event might feature GPUs instead of iPhones—along with Tim Cook muttering, “It’s only a matter of time.” Investors are already speculating if Nvidia will rename itself “iFruit” just to rub it in.
After a brief outage that left social media junkies twitching, Facebook and Instagram are back online, much to the relief of U.S. users. Downdetector was flooded with complaints as people struggled through the longest 20 minutes of their lives without endless scrolling. The return of the platforms means memes, selfies, and unsolicited political opinions are flowing once more. Crisis averted, folks—your high school acquaintances can now keep oversharing in peace.
Microsoft’s VP of GenAI research is jumping ship to join OpenAI, leaving some to wonder if this is an amicable swap or the tech world’s version of a messy breakup. Microsoft has been investing heavily in AI, but watching its own talent walk across the street to join OpenAI feels like lending your neighbor a cup of sugar and seeing them open a bakery. Will Microsoft respond by poaching some of OpenAI’s best minds? Only time—and LinkedIn job updates—will tell.
Tesla’s new two-seater robotaxi design has experts scratching their heads. It turns out, when Musk promised futuristic robotaxis, no one imagined they’d resemble sports cars missing half the seats. With no steering wheel and room for just two passengers, this vehicle feels less Back to the Future and more Date Night for Robots. Experts are now speculating whether it’s a brilliant move to avoid carpool duty—or just Elon having fun trolling the auto industry once again.
Stay tuned to The Noodle Network for more insights into the fascinating world of tech and AI, where we bring you the latest developments with our signature blend of humor and expertise. 🍜💾🤖
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