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Tech Tidbits: Musk and Trump’s Mutual Admiration Society, Google’s Antitrust Reprieve, Bitcoin’s Big Bounce, Bumble’s Revenue Romance, and Lyft’s Robotaxi Rumble

November 7, 2024

This week’s tech news brings together political alliances, stock surges, love in the time of profit reports, and the arrival of robotaxis. From Musk potentially cashing in on his Trump connection to Lyft gearing up for driverless delights, here’s a humorous look at the latest headlines.

Musk’s Trump Connection: Power Moves and Possible Paydays

Elon Musk’s influence with former President Trump could end up being quite lucrative for his companies, sparking talk that SpaceX and Tesla may soon be swimming in government contracts. Musk has that unique “whisperer” effect on Trump, a bit like the world’s most high-stakes buddy comedy. For now, Musk seems poised to harness his clout to bring in more deals for everything from rockets to self-driving cars. SpaceX on Mars? Possible. Musk whispering, “More contracts, please” into Trump’s ear? Likely.

Trump’s Antitrust Pivot: Google Breakup Plans on Hold

Trump is expected to backtrack on antitrust and scrap plans to break up Google. It’s like a rom-com twist where the power couple—Trump and Big Tech—decides they’re not so different after all. Google, which was practically packing its bags and getting ready for a split, might now get to stay whole. So, don’t expect Google Maps, YouTube, or Gmail to become their own companies just yet. Sundar Pichai is probably throwing a little “we’re still together” party as we speak.

Bitcoin’s Record Surge: Bullish on a Trump Victory

Bitcoin has hit a record high, with traders betting that a Trump win could mean big things for crypto. Apparently, the possibility of another Trump term has given Bitcoin a shot of espresso, making it the tech equivalent of someone yelling “free money!” in a crowded room. Traders are throwing their weight behind Bitcoin, hoping the rally will go to the moon, or at least beat that ever-pesky inflation. For now, Bitcoin is the golden child of speculative optimism, glimmering like a pixelated pot of gold.

Bumble’s Revenue Buzz: Swiping Right on Success

Dating app Bumble just posted third-quarter revenue that beat expectations, proving that even in uncertain times, love (or at least dating) finds a way. CEO Whitney Wolfe Herd and her team are clearly doing something right, whether it’s bringing new features or simply reminding everyone that they don’t have to be alone. Wall Street is impressed, and Bumble’s investors are likely feeling the butterflies. Who knew profits and romance could swipe right on each other so seamlessly?

Lyft’s Robotaxi Ambitions: Deal or Wheel?

Lyft has inked deals with Mobileye and others to bring robotaxis to its ride-hailing platform, meaning your next Lyft driver might be a computer with zero judgmental glances. Soon, passengers can sit back, relax, and enjoy a silent, emotionless driver who never complains about the radio station. Lyft’s move toward driverless cars is part of its strategy to stay competitive, and who knows, maybe your next ride will arrive with a soothing robotic voice saying, “Enjoy your journey… and don’t spill coffee on the seats, please.”

From Musk’s strategic alliances and Google’s antitrust escape to Bitcoin’s bullish run, Bumble’s revenue love-fest, and Lyft’s robotaxi deal, this week’s tech news has a little something for everyone. With Bitcoin on the rise and robot drivers just around the corner, we might be heading toward a future that’s one part sci-fi, one part rom-com, and 100% unpredictable. Whether you’re swiping right or holding on tight, tech is here to keep us entertained and just a little bit awestruck. 🍜💾🤖