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Google told employees to get more AI-savvy šŸ§ ā€”because apparently, knowing how to write an email won’t cut it if your desk neighbor is secretly a chatbot. Survival of the most prompt-engineered. Meta’s now letting job candidates use AI during coding tests šŸ‘Øā€šŸ’», which means your next colleague might be co-writing code with a bot named Carl. Hope Carl doesn’t crash mid-interview. And over at Apple šŸ, another AI researcher just jumped ship to Meta—making it four in a month. At this rate, Meta’s team meetings might just be ex-Apple reunions with better snacks.

Is the future of tech built by humans… or just cleverly prompted assistants? Let’s get into it...

In today’s AI digest:

  • Google tells employees to get more AI-savvy to stay competitive 🧠

  • Meta lets job candidates use AI during coding tests šŸ‘Øā€šŸ’»

  • Apple loses fourth AI researcher in a month to Meta šŸ

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WHAT’S HAPPENING TODAY

(source: CNBC)

🧠 The Digest: Google just told its employees to ā€œget more AI-savvyā€ā€”aka learn to speak fluent algorithm or start updating your LinkedIn. With competition from OpenAI, Meta, and every startup named something like ā€œSynaptiQ,ā€ Google’s not-so-subtly nudging its workforce into the future. It’s giving ā€œadapt or be automatedā€ energy.

Key Details:

šŸ“£ ā€œGet With the Program (Literally)ā€ – Execs say AI skills are now table stakes. So if you thought you could coast on your campus cafeteria chatbot project from 2017—think again. It’s 2025, and even the coffee machine has an LLM.

āŒ› Work Hard, Compute Harder – Sergey Brin wants AI staff pulling 60-hour weeks to ā€œwin the race.ā€ Because nothing inspires cutting-edge innovation like mild exhaustion and the gentle hum of fluorescent lights at 11PM.

šŸ’” Time-Saving or Time-Shifting? – Google’s own study showed AI saved workers 122 hours a year. The catch? Those hours are now available for ā€œmore strategic work,ā€ which we all know is code for: ā€œCongrats, here’s a second job in your job.ā€

šŸ“‰ From DEI to KPI – Google is sunsetting some DEI programs to make room for more AI performance metrics. So don’t worry about belonging—just worry about whether the robot thinks your quarterly OKRs slap.

Why It Matters: Google’s not just investing in AI—it’s becoming one. If you’re not learning prompt engineering, automation workflows, or how to explain GPT to your boss using three metaphors and a pie chart, you might be next on the optimization list.

In short: you can either team up with the AI… or start practicing your ā€œopen to workā€ face. šŸ¤–šŸ“‰šŸ’¼

(source: WIRED)

šŸ‘Øā€šŸ’» The Digest: Meta is letting job applicants use AI during coding interviews—and it’s giving ā€œcheat sheet, but make it sentientā€ energy. Forget memorizing merge sort at 3 AM—now it’s about who can whisper sweet prompts to ChatGPT under pressure. Welcome to the era of vibe-based engineering.

Key Details:

šŸ¤– ā€œOpen Bot, Begin Interviewā€ – Meta’s testing AI-enabled interviews where candidates can use coding assistants mid-test. Basically, it’s like showing up to an exam with a calculator that occasionally gaslights you but still gets an A.

🧪 Human Guinea Pigs Included – Meta employees are volunteering to play interview guinea pigs in mock AI-assisted sessions. Their job? Pretend to be nervous applicants while testing if the bot's the real MVP. It’s method acting meets machine learning.

🧠 Because That's How They Actually Code – The idea is simple: engineers already use AI on the job, so why pretend otherwise in interviews? It’s like letting chefs use knives instead of asking them to peel an onion with a spoon for 45 minutes.

😱 Other Tech Firms Are Clutching Pearls – Amazon and Anthropic still think using AI in interviews is cheating. Meanwhile, Meta’s like, ā€œYou ever seen someone solve FizzBuzz with a Llama model? It’s art.ā€

🧃 Vibe Coders Beware – Critics say relying too hard on AI might leave you stranded if you ever have to code... without internet. So yeah, bring your AI sidekick—but maybe also review how loops work, just in case your chatbot takes a coffee break.

Why It Matters: Meta just put the "AI" in "aInterview." Instead of grilling candidates with gotcha questions, they’re testing how well you work with AI—because let’s be honest, half the job is debugging whatever your code-gen bot hallucinated.

So yeah, practice your prompts, polish your pseudocode, and maybe teach your AI assistant not to suggest deleting system32. The future of job interviews just got a lot more collaborative—and a lot more GPT-flavored. šŸ¤šŸ¤–šŸ’»

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(source: Bloomberg)

šŸ The Digest: Apple just lost its fourth AI researcher this month to Meta—and it’s giving ā€œyour smartest kids just transferred schools mid-semesterā€ energy. The latest defector? Bowen Zhang, who packed up his multimodal models and headed straight for Meta’s shiny new Superintelligence Lab. Apple’s AI division right now? It’s somewhere between a talent drain and a tech-themed escape room.

Key Details:

🧠 Another Brain Gone Meta – Zhang joins Ruoming Pang, Mark Lee, and Tom Gunter—making it a four-for-four Apple-to-Meta migration. At this point, Meta might want to just set up a recruitment booth in Apple Park’s cafeteria.

šŸ’° Big Tech, Bigger Bribes – Meta reportedly lured Pang with a $200 million compensation package. That’s not just a job offer—that’s a Marvel origin story. ā€œHe used to work at Apple… but then Zuck gave him nine zeroes.ā€

šŸ“‰ Siri, Define 'Crisis' – Apple’s AI team is apparently in chaos, with internal disputes over open-source strategies and whether to use third-party models. In other words, Siri might soon be powered by someone else’s brain—and asking you for suggestions.

🚨 ā€œSeismic Eventā€ Vibes – One outlet called this an ā€œearthquakeā€ inside Apple’s AI team. If true, someone should really check if Tim Cook is building a fallout shelter under the M3 chip lab.

šŸŽø Band Breakup Energy – Apple’s AI crew now resembles a rock band mid-tour after everyone quit to go solo. The stage is still lit, the mic is hot… but the drummer's at Meta, the guitarist's at DeepMind, and Siri’s just humming to fill time.

Why It Matters: This isn’t just Apple losing talent—it’s Apple getting hit with a metaphorical AirDrop full of resignation letters. Meta’s playing high-stakes PokĆ©mon Go with AI researchers, and Apple’s running out of Ultra Balls.

So yeah, Cupertino’s still a powerhouse—but when it comes to AI, it might want to start holding onto its employees tighter than it holds onto Lightning cables. šŸ”‹šŸ“‰šŸ¤–

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