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Tech Tidbits: X Back in Brazil, AI Chatbots for Congress, SpaceX’s Starship Countdown, Crypto.com vs. SEC, and TikTok's Teen Trouble

October 9, 2024

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X Back in Brazil: The Tweet Strikes Again

X, Elon Musk’s social media baby, can officially resume service in Brazil after the country’s top court ruled in its favor. It’s a win for X, where free speech has triumphed, but it probably means Brazilian trolls are already sharpening their keyboards for a comeback. With the app’s revival in full swing, Musk can breathe easy knowing his Brazil users are free to post memes, argue about football, and debate whether the "X" logo is really working out.

AI Chatbot Joins the Debate: Why Use a Human When You Have AI?

In an utterly futuristic twist, a Virginia congressional candidate has created an AI chatbot to act as a debate stand-in for the incumbent. Forget hiring a speechwriter, this candidate decided to let AI handle the tough questions. Who needs real-time responses when a chatbot can churn out eloquent, pre-programmed answers? If this trend catches on, we might soon be watching robots debate healthcare policies while humans sit back with popcorn. Hey, if they can drive cars, why not take on politics too?

SpaceX Starship Countdown: License Pending

The US FAA might approve SpaceX’s Starship 5 license this month, according to insider sources. While Elon Musk waits for the green light to launch his next mega-rocket, everyone else is on edge wondering if this will finally be the mission where SpaceX nails it. Musk is probably already thinking about the next Starship after this one, but hey, one step at a time. If approved, brace yourselves for a launch that could make history—or, at the very least, a viral video.

Crypto.com vs. SEC: Legal Battle Royale

Crypto.com is going toe-to-toe with the US SEC after receiving a legal threat from the regulator, leading the company to respond with a lawsuit of its own. It’s a classic crypto showdown where both sides are throwing punches—just with lawsuits instead of coins. Crypto.com’s not backing down, though, and it looks like we’re in for some courtroom fireworks. The crypto world has never been shy about a legal scrap, but this one might just be the juiciest fight of the year.

TikTok in Trouble: 13 States and DC Take Aim

TikTok is back in the legal spotlight, facing lawsuits from 13 states and Washington DC, accused of harming younger users. The app, already infamous for being the ultimate time-suck for teens, now has a new PR problem to solve—getting out of hot water with half the country. With so many states piling on, TikTok’s legal team is surely working overtime. Meanwhile, parents are hoping the lawsuits might convince their kids to spend less time learning TikTok dances and more time doing… literally anything else.

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