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Tech Tidbits: Microsoft’s Cloud Chill, Meta’s AI Spending Spree, Coinbase’s Profit Pop, Alphabet’s Chip Deal, and Apple’s Supercharged MacBook Pros

October 31, 2024 🎃

Hey there, Noodle Networkers! It's time to boot up and log in to today's digital diary. The tech world is buzzing with new developments, and we're here to decode these bytes for you. So, let's dive into the silicon soup of today’s tech tales!

Microsoft’s Cloud Forecast: Slightly Less Cloudy with a Chance of Yawns

Microsoft is forecasting slower growth in its cloud business for the second quarter, proving that even clouds have off days. It turns out, as much as everyone loves an endless stream of online storage and servers, Wall Street isn’t impressed by mere "steady growth." Microsoft’s message? “The cloud’s still here, just… chilling a bit.” For now, it seems the sky’s not falling, but it might be taking a nap.

Meta’s AI Spending Spree: Results Up, Costs Through the Roof

Meta has announced that while its latest earnings beat Wall Street’s wildest dreams, the price tag on AI just shot up, too. Zuckerberg is clearly in full AI fever mode, throwing cash at algorithms like it’s a game show and he’s going for the bonus round. With AI costs set to accelerate sharply, investors are torn between excitement and wondering if they’ll need to start chipping in for Meta’s data center electricity bills. “Meta Platforms: Where your Likes help fund an AI empire.”

Coinbase Surprises with Profit: Turns Out People Still Love Crypto

Coinbase posted a third-quarter profit thanks to a strong uptick in trading, proving that crypto enthusiasts aren’t going anywhere. Who knew that even in a bear market, people still want to buy and trade crypto coins like they’re collectibles? Coinbase is cashing in on the rollercoaster, even as Bitcoin goes up, down, and sideways. For now, Wall Street’s nodding in approval, though crypto skeptics are still clutching their piggy banks in fear.

VaultCraft launches V2, Skyrockets to $100M+ TVL

VaultCraft debuts new Safe-secured platform, wins $100M+ Bitcoin commitment

• Leading crypto platform Matrixport chooses VaultCraft for $100M Bitcoin

• Launching 7 new yield vaults on OKX Web3 with $250K+ in rewards

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Alphabet’s Cloud Chip: Spotify and Paramount Sign On

Alphabet has signed deals with Spotify and Paramount to use its new cloud chip, signaling Google’s big move into custom hardware. It’s the tech equivalent of Alphabet saying, “Hey, we built something cool. Wanna try it?” Spotify and Paramount are taking the bait, signing up to see if Google’s custom chip can make streaming faster, cheaper, or at least give them bragging rights. It’s a bit like hosting a potluck but bringing the best dish yourself—Alphabet’s just hoping the guests keep coming back for seconds.

Apple’s New MacBook Pros: Power to the People (and to the Processor)

Apple has launched new, more powerful versions of the MacBook Pro, ready to make tech enthusiasts drool and wallets weep. These supercharged laptops promise speed, power, and, of course, a price tag to match. For those who simply must render high-res video while calculating astrophysics equations and streaming 4K all at once, Apple’s got you covered. For everyone else? Well, at least you’ll look cool at the coffee shop with a laptop that could probably run a small country.

Stay tuned to The Noodle Network for more insights into the fascinating world of tech and AI, where we bring you the latest developments with our signature blend of humor and expertise. 🍜💾🤖