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November 22, 2024

Today’s tech round-up dives into Bitcoin’s mainstream dreams, Big Tech payment oversight, DOJ’s Chrome orders, Nvidia’s supply crunch, Reddit’s recovery, and some serious shade thrown at a doorbell maker. Here’s a humorous take on the headlines.

Bitcoin Nears $100K: When Dreams (and Memes) Come True

Bitcoin is marching toward the $100,000 mark, bringing cryptocurrency ever closer to the mainstream—and possibly your grandma’s investment portfolio. The crypto faithful are celebrating, convinced their digital gold is about to go platinum. Meanwhile, skeptics are clutching their wallets, muttering something about tulips and bubbles. If Bitcoin does hit the magic six-figure number, expect a new wave of “I told you so” memes, along with a fresh batch of overnight millionaires who lost their keys.

US Watchdog Tightens Grip on Big Tech Payments

A new rule gives the U.S. government the power to supervise Big Tech payments and digital wallets, which means your favorite fintech app might soon get a surprise audit. The watchdog’s move is aimed at keeping Big Tech honest—or at least slightly less sneaky—with your data and dollars. Will it make payments better? Maybe. Will it make them interesting? Definitely not. But hey, now you can Venmo your friend for coffee knowing someone out there is watching for fraud—or bad latte art.

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DOJ to Google: “Sell Chrome or Else”

The Department of Justice has declared that Google must sell Chrome to restore competition in online search, essentially saying, “You’ve had too much cake, now share.” For Google, losing Chrome is like giving up the family pet: unthinkable, but legally necessary. If the DOJ gets its way, expect search engine wars to heat up, with smaller players like DuckDuckGo finally having a chance to quack louder. Meanwhile, Chrome users are just hoping their bookmarks make the transition intact.

Nvidia’s Supply Snags: So Much Demand, So Few Chips

Nvidia is facing supply chain issues that are slowing deliveries, even as demand for its AI chips reaches a fever pitch. It’s like owning the hottest nightclub in town but running out of champagne. The company’s GPUs are practically flying off the shelves—if only there were enough to go around. Nvidia promises they’re working on the bottleneck, but until then, AI startups everywhere might have to settle for second-best—or, gasp, Intel.

Reddit’s Outage: The Internet’s Favorite Forum Lives to Post Again

Reddit is back online after another outage that left thousands of users temporarily stranded without their daily dose of cat memes and heated debates. For a few hours, people had to find other ways to procrastinate—like reading books or making eye contact. But all’s well that ends well, and Reddit is once again the chaotic digital town square we know and love. Here’s hoping they’ve added some extra duct tape to their servers.

FCC vs. Doorbell Maker: “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things”

The FCC is proposing a fine for a Chinese video doorbell manufacturer over security concerns, proving that even your front porch can be a cybersecurity battleground. The agency alleges the doorbells were a bit too open with user data—like the nosy neighbor of smart devices. While the company faces penalties, customers everywhere are nervously checking their cameras and wondering if their doorbell has been oversharing.

From Bitcoin’s race to $100K and Google’s Chrome dilemma to Reddit’s recovery and Nvidia’s bottlenecks, today’s tech news is a mix of triumphs, challenges, and just a pinch of chaos. Whether you’re celebrating crypto, debating antitrust, or reloading Reddit, there’s never a dull moment in the tech world. And remember, your doorbell might be watching, but at least it can’t judge you for your late-night snack deliveries. 🍜💾🤖

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