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🍜 GameStop’s share shuffle: More stock, Less Stonk?
GameStop has reported a dip in revenue and filed for a 20 million share offering...
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September 11, 2024
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The Noodle Network Tech and AI: Seasoned with a Dash of Humor
Tech Tidbits: News Corp’s Google Gamble, GameStop’s Share Shuffle, Tech Travel Cuts, Apple’s iPhone 16 Jitters, Oracle’s Cloud Climb, Record Wireless Data Use, AI Smartphone Showdown, and Crypto Scams on the Rise
September 11, 2024
Hey there, Noodle Networkers! It's time to boot up and log in to today's digital diary. The tech world is buzzing with new developments, and we're here to decode these bytes for you. So, let's dive into the silicon soup of today’s tech tales!
An ex-News Corp executive testified that the company would have lost a whopping $9 billion in 2017 had they decided to drop Google ads. Turns out, breaking up with the search giant isn’t just hard to do—it’s also very expensive. It’s the kind of breakup that leaves you living in a studio apartment and eating ramen for months. Next time, they might want to think twice before ghosting their most lucrative date.
GameStop has reported a dip in revenue and filed for a 20 million share offering. Investors may feel like they’re watching a sequel that didn’t need to be made—less “GameStop: The Reckoning,” more “GameStop: The Cash Grab.” With meme stock mania fading, the company is looking for fresh funds to keep itself in the game. Will it be enough, or is this game over?
Tech firms have halved their business travel in 2023, but Alphabet and Apple seem to be lagging behind, according to a recent study. While most companies are ditching the frequent flyer miles, Google and Apple apparently still enjoy their in-flight peanuts. Perhaps they’re waiting for an AI upgrade to teleportation. Until then, expect more tech execs reclining their seats—much to the annoyance of the person behind them.
Apple’s upcoming iPhone 16 is facing mounting challenges, from delayed AI features to intensifying competition from Huawei. The iPhone might be feeling a bit like a boxer who’s been thrown into the ring with two opponents. Will Apple deliver a knockout punch, or will Huawei’s counterattack prove too much? Stay tuned—this tech bout is just getting started.
Oracle shares are on the rise as its AI efforts boost cloud demand, proving that when it comes to the cloud, AI is the silver lining. The company’s push into artificial intelligence has investors feeling optimistic, turning their gaze toward sunnier financial forecasts. Larry Ellison is smiling—whether that’s because of AI or something else is anyone’s guess.
Americans used a staggering 100 trillion megabytes of wireless data in 2023, setting a new record. If data usage were a beach, we’d be looking at a tidal wave of texts, memes, and TikToks. Clearly, there’s no shortage of surfing going on—even if it’s just on tiny screens while waiting in line for coffee.
The AI features of iPhones and rival smartphones are squaring off, with each company boasting about who’s got the smartest phone on the block. It’s a battle of brains, with AI assistants facing off in a test of wits, speed, and just how well they can tell you the weather while scheduling your next appointment. Only time will tell which phone is truly the smartest cookie in the jar.
Losses from crypto scams grew 45% in 2023, according to the FBI, proving that digital thieves have been keeping themselves busy. If crypto scams were a video game, the villains have just unlocked a new achievement: “Biggest Year Yet.” Remember, folks: if a crypto deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is—unless you like buying virtual bridges.
Stay tuned to The Noodle Network for more insights into the fascinating world of tech and AI, where we bring you the latest developments with our signature blend of humor and expertise. 🍜💾🤖
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